A MAN WITHOUT A COUNTRY
THERE IS NO REASON
GOOD
CAN'T TRIUMPH
OVER EVIL,
IF ONLY ANGELS
WILL
GET ORGANIZED
ALONG THE
LINES
OF THE MAFIA.
OH, A LION HUNTER
IN THE JUNGLE DARK,
AND A SLEEPING DRUNKARD
UP IN CENTRAL PARK,
AND A CHINESE DENTIST
AND A BRITISH QUEEN
ALL FIT TOGETHER
IN THE SAME MACHINE.
NICE, NICE,
SUCH VERY DIFFERENT
PEOPLE IN THE SAME
DEVICE!
-BOKONON
I WANTED ALL
THINGS TO SEEM TO
MAKE SAME SENSE,
SO WE COULD ALL BE
HAPPY, YES, INSTEAD
OF TENSE. AND I
MADE UP LIES, SO
THEY ALL FIT NICE,
AND I MADE THIS
SAD WORLD A
PARADISE.
FUNNIEST JOKE
IN THE WORLD:
"LAST NIGHT I
DREAMED
I WAS EATING
FLANNEL CAKES.
WHEN I WOKE UP
THE BLANKET WAS
GONE!"
I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT YOU,
BUT I PRACTICE
A DISORGANIZED
RELIGION.
I BELONG TO AN
UNHOLY DISORDER.
WE CALL OURSELVES
"OUR LADY OF
PERPETUAL
ASTONISHMENT"
EVOLUTION
IS SO CREATIVE.
THAT'S HOW
WE GOT
GIRAFFES.
WE ARE HERE
ON EARTH
TO FART AROUND
DON'T LET
ANYBODY
TELL YOU
ANY DIFFERENT.
DO YOU THINK
ARABS ARE DUMB?
THEY GAVE US
OUR NUMBERS.
TRY DOING
LONG DIVISION
WITH
ROMAN NUMERALS.
THE HIGHEST TREASON
IN THE USA
IS TO SAY
AMERICANS
ARE NOT LOVED,
NO MATTER
WHERE THEY ARE,
WHAT
THEY ARE
DOING THERE.
WE DO, DOODLEY DO,
DOODLEY DO, DOODLEY DO,
WHAT WE MUST,
MUDDILY MUST,
UNTIL WE BUST,
BODILY BUST,
THAT'S THE END OF
GOOD NEWS ABOUT
ANYTHING. OUR
PLANET'S IMMUNE
SYSTEM IS TRYING
TO GET RID OF
PEOPLE. THIS IS
SURE THE WAY TO
DO THAT.
KV
6AM 11/3/04
WHAT IS IT,
WHAT CAN IT
POSSIBLY BE
ABOUT
BLOW JOBS
AND GOLF?
-MARTIAN VISITOR
LIFE
IS NO WAY
TO
TREAT AN ANIMAL
PECULIAR
TRAVEL SUGGESTIONS
ARE
DANCING LESSONS
FROM GOD.
MY
FATHER SAID,
"WHEN IN DOUBT,
CASTLE."