A small boy calls his Father: "Da-ad..."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a cup of water?"
"No. It's time to sleep. Lights out."
Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad..."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a cup of water??"
"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"
Five minutes later... "Daaaa-aaaad..."
"WHAT??!!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a cup of water?"
전문해석:
어떤 꼬맹이가 아빠를 부른다 "아빠아~"
"왜?"
"목말라요, 물 한잔 갖다주시겠어요?"
"안돼, 잘 시간이야, 불끄자"
5분뒤에: "아 빠아아~"
"왜?"
"목말라요, 물 한잔만 주세요, 네?"
"안된다고 했잖아? 다시 한번 더 그러면 엉덩이를 때려줄거야!"
5분 뒤: "아아 빠아아아~"
"왜??!!"
"그럼 내 엉덩이 때려주러 올 때, 물 한잔만 갖다 줄래요?"